Why is it that only the Americans can have a special name for the onset of retail chaos? This momentous event occurs just after American Thanksgiving Day festivities and many Canadians partake in the retail extravaganza. In a gloomy economy the Retail Council of Canada should be using its marketing prowess to assist Canadian Retailers. We don’t have the store power or the voluminous inventory available for amazing clear-out specials but we certainly have the ability to pick a day and make it stick for future retail generations. Here are my top seven picks - one for each day of the week.
Monday – Mulroney Money Madness Days
Tuesday – Trudeau’s parting is such sweet sorrow Days
Wednesday – War on Prices Day
Thursday – Turkey Plucking Day – Last Chance to Gobble up Specials
Friday – Freemason Fire Sale Days
Saturday – Satan’s out of Cash Day
Sunday – Santa Clause can’t wait Days
Thank you,
Joseph Pede
Joseph Pede
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